Top Gear:
Richard Hammond:Some say that he isnt machine washable and that all his pot plants are called steve
James:
James: You've both been idiots.
Jeremy:NO!
James: Briliantly Interesting, Brilliantly Stylish, but stupid!
Jeremy: Why is mine Stupid!?!
Richard: Where is yours? ..... WOAH! -laughs- a lancia! You have been a bit thick.....
Jeremy:
No, YOU look like a terrorist with a broken windscreen wiper and your face is ridiculous
HP Quotes:
Dobby:Bad Dobby!!!
Hermione:
Hermione: It's kinda fun, breaking the rules.
Ron: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Lopez:
Lopez: "I got this!''George: Nothing gets past me-- Not even a Fly. Waapaahh!!
Angie: There's nothing in your hand.
George: I'm so fast i already released it.
Lopez:(While teaching his son to play baseball):
"We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts."
Benny:
[Benny]: They lie because they're not afraid of you
[Angie]: Benny, we're handling this
[Benny]: I don't see anyone getting hit
[Angie]: We don't hit our kids, we threaten to send them to your house
(after Max gets a concussion)
Angie: Whats the capital of California?
Max: Sacramento
Angie: Good. What about Oklahoma?
Max: I don't know.
(Angie gasps and gives a worried look at George.)
George: No, that's good Angie. He really doesn't know.
Myth Busters:
TB: Tory: Holy air cannon, Grantman! Grant: How long've you been waiting to say that?
Tory: All day.
Adam:
That may be one of the most wrongity wrong things we've ever done.
TB:
We're going to blow the crap out of that toilet
TB:
ben franklin kite:
kari: we fryed him , with only a fraction of what a real lightning bolt would be. could you imagine what a real lightning bolt would do?
grant: he'd be dead...
kari: smoke strait down the string and into his heart.
tory: and we killed a dead president.
grant: ...he was never president
(kari and grant walk away snickering)
tory: ...wasn't he...?
(everyone snickering)
tori: ...damn it...
Jamie:
Adam: Do I look like a beaver to you?
Jamie: Sometimes
TB:
Shark Week Special, they're about to send Tory to be thrashed around by the shark.
Tory: So what's the safety word? "I can't feel my legs"?
Adam: No, your safety word is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Like that.
